Just in time for V-Day, Flavorwire has posted its list of “30 Literary Quotes That Just Might Get You Laid.” The encouraging phrases range from Oscar Wilde (“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.”) to Dorothy Parker (“I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.”) to Sam Lipsyte (“Stuff me in a tutu and let’s screen experimental videos all day.”).

Read all thirty quotes here, and start practicing for the 14th.–David E