A Good Book Burning

Paster Marc Grizzard of Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, NC, is bringing the community together this month for a “Halloween Book Burning.” And it’s not just any book that they’re going to roast. It’s the Bible itself. You see, the only true Bible is the King James translation. The other versions are just God’s kindling.

If you’re in the area, stop by and help out. No worries if you work up an appetite. According to the church’s website, “We will be serving Bar-b-Que Chicken, fried chicken, and all the sides.”

Last but not least, here’s something you won’t read much on this blog: Thanks to Fox News for the catch.–David E